THE 2020 LEGISLATIVE NO-STAR TEAM

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NORTH HAMPTON; DEM
SUSPENDED FROM THE HOUSE EDUCATION COMMITTEE AFTER A FACEBOOK POST IN WHICH SHE TOLD THE WORLD: “F--- PRIVATE AND RELIGIOUS SCHOOLS.”

AL “BALLS” BALDASARO

LONDONDERRY; GOPER

A SHOO-IN FOR LEGISLATIVE HALL OF FAME INDUCTION, HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE GOOD LIARS WEBSITE, “ALL THE TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIMS THAT HAVE BEEN ATTACKING US HERE.”

“BRING ‘EM ON” BETSY MCKINNEY

LONDONDERRY; GOPER

REFUSED TO ATTEND SEXUAL HARASSMENT TRAINING FOR REPS, SAYING, “IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO SEXUALLY HARASS ME, I WOULD BE EXTREMELY FLATTERED.”

“SQUIRRELLY” JIM SPILLANE

DEERFIELD; GOPER

REVEALED HIMSELF TO BE A BELIEVER IN THE QANON CONSPIRACY, TYING THE ARREST OF THE NOW-DEAD MULTIMILLIONAIRE PEDOPHILE JEFFREY EPSTEIN TO THE “DEEP STATE COUP” ARRANGING THREE MASS SHOOTINGS — IN EL PASO, DAYTON AND GILROY, CALIF., SHORTLY AFTERWARDS.

ANITA “DO WHAT I SAY NOT WHAT I DO” BURROUGHS

GLEN; DEM

AFTER BEATING LONG, LONG, LONGTIME GOP REP GENE CHANDLER AFTER POUNDING HIM OVER ALLEGED CAMPAIGN FINANCE SHENANIGANS, SHE’S FORCED TO RESUBMIT HER OWN CAMPAIGN FINANCE PAPERWORK AFTER THE AG CITES A “CAMPAIGN INTEGRITY.”

JOHN “SPREAD IT” BURT

GOFFSTOWN; GOPER

ANOTHER LIKELY LEGISLATIVE HALL OF SHAME SHOO-IN, HE BACKED UP HIS REFUSAL TO TAKE PART IN A “MANDATORY” HOUSE ANTI-SEXUAL HARASSMENT/DISCRIMINATION SESSION BY SAYING, “6,104 VOTERS IN 2018 SAID I DO NOT HAVE TO TAKE THIS ANTI-WHITE MAN TRAINING.”

DAVID “WHITE MAN’S BURDEN” STARR

FRANCONIA; GOPER

LAMENTED IN AN INARGUABLY RACIST “REVIEW” OF THE “BLACK PANTHER” MOVIE: “THEY HAD DARKMAN WORKING THE CAMERA GIVING US A LOT OF PURE BLACK SCENES WITH ONLY MUMBLED DIALOGUE TO CLUE US IN. SINCE THE CAST WAS ALL BLACK, NOTHING SHOWED UP IN THE DARK SCENES. NOT EVEN AN EYEBALL. AT LEAST IN GAME OF THRONES YOU COULD SEE A WHITE FACE OR TWO BARELY VISIBLE IN THE BLACK.”

RICHARD “KEEP INFORMED” KOMI

MANCHESTER; DEM

WOUND UP RESIGNING AFTER POSTING, AND THEN DELETING, A TWEET THAT SAID A SEXUAL ASSAULT SHE ALLEGED AGAINST DEM PREZ WANNABE JOE BIDEN COULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED WITHOUT HER “COOPERATION.”

“WOKE” WERNER HORN

FRANKLIN; GOPER

REPLIED TO ANOTHER PERSON’S FACEBOOK POST TO SAY THAT “OWNING SLAVES DOESN’T MAKE YOU RACIST” AND LATER CLAIM THAT SLAVE-OWNING “WASN’T A DECISION PREDICATED ON RACE BUT ON ECONOMICS. IT’S A BUSINESS DECISION.”

Correction: The original item referring to Werner Horn, the GOP representative from Franklin, contained an error. He did not post his comment on slavery to his own Facebook page, but rather as a reply to a post on someone else’s.